2010 Northwest Regional Event 1
Three rounds for time of:
135 pound Overhead squat, 10 reps
50 Double-unders
"I Hate You, CrossFit" – by one of your Catalyst Family members:
Dear Crossfit: I hate you!
I hate how you make my muscles sore.
I hate you for making me sweat and my heart pound.
I hate you for making me run.
I hate you for teaching me what a foam roller is.
I hate you for making me leave places early so I can wake up when everyone else is sleeping.
I hate how you make me plan my meals in advance.
I hate how you made my legs no longer fit in pants.
I hate how you gave me calves that don’t fit in tall boots.
I hate that you gave me arms that get noticed.
I hate that I am always washing loads of sweaty gym gear.
I hate the bruises you give me on my shins and the calluses on my hands.
I hate that you introduced me to Lululemon.
I hate that I spend my spa/hair budget on you.
I hate that I can no longer say “You carry it, it’s too heavy for me.”
I hate that you introduced me to a group of hardworking, inspiring people.
I hate that you showed me what is possible.
I hate that you always try to make me better.
I hate that I think of you and the next workout during the day.
But most of all, I hate you because it is too late. There is no going back.